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Crack is Whack & Other Musings on Mom Jeans

April 4, 2013
Butt Crack kid

Make it stop!

Today I’m over at The Epistolarians, which if you haven’t heard, is a group of “kick ass women writers taking the internet by storm.” And I’m one of them! For my piece I chose to write about something near and dear to my heart. A perplexing issue that’s been gnawing at me for years now. A serious matter that’s caused me angst and frustration on an almost daily for much of my adult life. It’s something that touches every woman’s life, and that is the very serious and vexing issue of fitting jeans.

Why, why I ask you, is it in the 21st century can we not have fitting jeans? It doesn’t have to be this way.

Check out An Ode to Mom Jeans, and join me in taking a stand against this scourge on humanity because if you don’t rise up, your jeans never will.

Butt Crack guy?

I don’t even know what’s going on here.

But before you go click on the banner, okay? One click is all it takes to tell the fashion industry we will no longer accept crack as an irrefutable part of daily life.

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  1. I love the fact that you talked about us being kick ass women writers with asses on your page. That’s brilliant! 😉 Go Epistolarians!

  2. it’s a never-ending epidemic that strikes the old and young. I sat on the floor with my daughter’s kindergarten class the other day and almost every one of them had a bad case of crack going on.

    jeans and ill-fitting pants must NOT be put on kindergarteners who spend the majority of their day on the floor all criss-cross-applesauce!

  3. Picture #2… OMG… just O. M. G.! I am now going to go boil my brain in bleach to get rid of the image.

  4. What I want to know is, why is that MAN wearing a thong?!

  5. What is up with the pic of the dude in a thong? I’m scared.

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